Under a high glass vault the jade-green spring rolls with steam while the colonnade glows honey-gold around it. Nobody needs a ticket for this bath, and once the bonus begins its boost drifts upward like vapour into the rafters and never sinks.
Steamrise Colonnade is the bath Amblewick unlocks before dawn and never bothers to bolt, so its water is warm the moment you wander in. The pace is even: cork pattens and yellow bathing gowns keep little sums bobbing back to the rim, while the larger splashes are saved for the bonus. A Vapour Crest can pose as any picture apart from the Copper Vent. Three vents puffing anywhere start Steam to the Rafters with ten spins on the house, the boost rising through those opening four and then resting at its fourfold peak. Four vents mean fifteen, five mean twenty-two, and vents that puff mid-round add extra spins.
Steam to the Rafters. Free spins 1 and 2 pay x2, free spins 3 and 4 pay x3, and from spin 5 until the round ends every win pays x4; the steam only ever rises.
Every spin in Simmerbourne is made with free virtual coins. Nobody gambles real money in the town, no win carries real-world value, and Amblewick sells nothing in the app. Each result is settled by a random number generator, and one spin never shapes the next.
Measured by running this page's own engine for 10,000,000 spins: coin RTP 95.7%, hit frequency 36.9%, free spins about once in 137 spins, a win of 10x your stake or more about once in 126 spins. Coin figures only — no money is staked or returned.
Open the page and Amblewick is already holding out his silver tray, stacked with pretend coins, at the edge of the bath. No form, no download, no queue at the turnstile.
Pick a stake and spin. Wherever a Vapour Crest drifts onto a line it can become whichever picture finishes the win, but it never impersonates the Copper Vent.
Three Copper Vents puffing anywhere start Steam to the Rafters: ten spins on the house whose boost climbs like steam up the vault: x2 on the opening brace, x3 on the following brace, x4 from the fifth spin to the last.
Newcomers who fancy a paddle before signing the visitors' book, and anybody who likes a level pace with a bonus that keeps getting warmer.
Paid spins send back plenty of little splashes. The strongest boosts belong to the later spins of the bonus, so the steamiest moments in the bath hall usually arrive near its close.
| Picture | Five alike on one payline | Same win, as a share of the total stake |
|---|---|---|
 Vapour Crest (wild) | 6,000× line bet | 240× your stake |
 Jade Basin | 2,600× line bet | 104× your stake |
 Lion Spout | 1,400× line bet | 56× your stake |
 Floating Tray | 850× line bet | 34× your stake |
 Bathing Gown | 550× line bet | 22× your stake |
 Cork Patten | 320× line bet | 12.8× your stake |
The five card ranks (10 to A) pay the least. Three Copper Vents anywhere open the free round. Full values for three and four of a kind are in the paytable.
No. Steamrise Colonnade is open to every visitor right here; only the pump room and the terrace ask for a page in the visitors' book.
He ferries them up the stone steps on his silver tray and sets them down next to the 100,000-coin welcome written onto every fresh page of the book.
They can. Each fresh trio of vents mid-round adds spins, and the boost carries on from whatever height the steam had already climbed to.
Amblewick sets fresh missions each morning, good in every corner of Simmerbourne. Do them or leave them, as you please.
Crystal chandeliers blaze over the marble counter where the warm spring is served by the glass. The mildest corner of Simmerbourne, and when a paid spin leaves your glass empty the cameos stay put while Amblewick tops up the rest.
Thirty front doors curve round the lawn in one long sweep of honey stone, each fanlight catching the sun. The boldest address in town: paying symbols drop out of sight, and each extra win the same spin produces is worth more than the last.
Play for pleasure, and leave once the pleasure goes. Decide on a time limit before the first spin and step out of the baths often. If gambling of whatever kind is troubling you, call the National Gambling Helpline, free and in confidence, on 0808 8020 133 at any hour, or visit GamCare and BeGambleAware. Our policy on playing sensibly has more.
Pumproom Crescent admits only grown-ups of 18 and above. Simmerbourne’s worlds run on virtual coins of no monetary value, and Amblewick lets nobody buy, sell, withdraw or exchange even one. The town keeps no coin counter and no page for payments, its prizes never carry real-world value, and success here does not imply future success at real-money gambling.
Gambling worries ought to be shared, and sharing them costs nothing: National Gambling Helpline 0808 8020 133, every hour of every day · BeGambleAware · GamCare · Amblewick’s guide to sensible play
The bath hall, the pump room and the terrace draw on a single purse. Sign the visitors’ book and every door opens, with your coins, favourite worlds, level and daily missions kept safe for your next stay.
Not ready? Spin the open world, Steamrise Colonnade — no email needed.